Winona

I see they're still trying to stick it to little Winona. That'll learn her for having personal problems or whatever led to her behaviour that day. It doesn't look like they have any video tape of her actually stealing, and what they do have just shows her as being a little out of it and scatter-brained. She probably had a lot of things on her mind on her mind. It could have been that Adam Sandler movie, that would upset me. I suspect, as is the case with most famous and successful women, she just needs the benefit of my company. It's sad really. Here I am single and sympathetic, yet physically unavailable to most famous and attractive women. That's what they get for living so far away I suppose. I really feel for them, but who knows; I may move to LA one day.

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