Make The Hurting Stop

Now that I have a little more free time I thought I’d follow up on my previous post.

As of this moment my throat hurts so much that I can’t talk above a whisper and swallowing is excruciatingly painful. Needless to say, coughing is an activity akin to chewing glass. I don’t think I’ll be sleeping much tonight, if at all.

What I need is something akin to a Novocain milkshake — sweet and cool and numbing. Gosh that would be perfect. If anyone knows where I can buy one, I’d be grateful if you hooked me up.