This story makes my urge to get the Decepticons symbol tattooed on my body seem less nerdy. The guy must've been crushed when Optimus Prime died. I know I was a little sad that day. Ah yes, the 80's. So I've returned safely from my trip to the Cayman Islands. I've already begun to peel and it's a little embarassing. That's what I get for being so pale I guess. Check out the Cayman Islands turtle farm.